I feel a combination of amazement, confusion and dread, which I should really just start calling the “Apple Triad” of emotions. This week, the latest in Apple’s quest to rule all it surveys and pave the road to conquest with oblong, rectangular handheld computers.

iPhones in the works

At least one new model iPhone is already in production, according to a report late last month from Bloomberg, which cited anonymous sources “with knowledge of the matter.” Those mysterious sources, between drags on their cigarettes as they spoke quietly from the shadows of the Watergate parking garage, told Bloomberg that iPhones with exterior designs similar to those of the current 6 and 6 Plus models are set for a production ramp-up as early as this month.

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